goodqueenwenceslas:

jinglehellsbells:

I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.
These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a car crash.)
These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.
These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As (or should I say ‘eh’s?)


they’re called Munchkins and you can get them at one of Dunkin Donuts’ 6700 US locations

All Saints Day is celebrated by Catholic Christians on November 1. Other Christian faiths celebrate it as well. (May not be on the same day.) It is a mandatory Catholic holiday. It is celebrated in the catholic church. The next day, November 2 is celebrated as All Souls Day, souls in Purgatory are especially remembered. Both days are considered important and they are integrated with each other. All Hallows or Hallowmas.All Saints is also a Christian formula involving all the faithful saints and martyrs, known and unknown. (…) In Poland, Slovenia, Slovakia, Lithuania, Croatia, Austria and Germany, the tradition is to light candles and visit the graves of deceased relatives.
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Things, the Zodiac's think about in shower.

Aries: This shower is such a waste of time..
Taurus: Dinner was awesome..
Gemini: -having a mental conversation with themselves-
Cancer: Shouldn't waste too much hot water.. I'm not the only one who wants to shower..
Leo: My butt is so hot.
Virgo: -cleaning the shower- I'm great.
Libra: This shower is so enjoyable~
Scorpio: -dwells in emotions-
Sagittarius: -already out of shower, before they can start thinking-
Capricorn: I need a new book... What kind of book should I go for? Should I re-read that one, I read last year?
Aquarius: I'll find the cure for Cancer! I'll bring the world peace! It's a plan.
Pisces: So warm... I love showers so much..

vogelbird:

business in the post, party in the tags

plays

kawaii-sar:

kimbb:

how to make a mary sue according to the internet

  • make a female character
  • thats it
  • thats all you need to do

how to make a homosexual according to the internet

  • make a male character
  • thats it
  • thats all you need to do

(Source: kimbbearly)

time to kick it into MAXIMUM OGRELOAD: pancakestein: why are people ashamed of their naked bodieswhy do...

pancakestein:

why are people ashamed of their naked bodies

why do women feel like their breasts are indecent and should be covered like freaking leprosy

why is a dude less of a dude if he wears shorts that are as short as girl shorts

why do we bring little kids to rated r movies to see…