[AGGRESSIVELY SHIPS AN UNPOPULAR SHIP]
One of Poland’s favourite things to do to Russia, is to pretty him up when he’s sleeping. This involves him tying up his hair with flowery hairbands, tying pink little bows into his head and painting small hearts over his face. When he wakes up, he doesn’t notice this until he sees all the Baltics laughing at his face. He then immediately knows what has happened to him.