the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.
am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
why do people want to prove characters are straight so bad. there are literally millions of straight characters out there for you already DO you really need more
when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
Imagine your icon dead. Oh wait tHEY ALREADY ARE.
i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day
i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row
It’s hard to be positive when I know I’m a piece of shit.
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*
school isn’t helpful at all it just stresses me out and makes me feel stupid